here is something that I think should have been included when the body got invented or evolved itself or whatever it did: Body Buttons. two suggestions follow:
my sister and I both have very pale skin. we wouldn’t mind if we didn’t have 5000 freckles as well or if we were toned and firm, but as it is we are white, blotchy, and wobbly.
when we complain about it, people tell us not to worry and that being pale is ‘In’. these people usually have flawless olive skin and therefore have no idea what it’s like to go around looking grayish and sickly in the summer, and purple in the winter.
we feel a Body Button could help us deal with this issue. we would like to press a freckle on our skin and make our whole body go that colour. then we could confidently wear dresses and shorts without remembering to put on fake tan the night before and then waking up in the morning with a big orange crease line on our legs from the sheets and spending half an hour in the shower scouring off a layer of skin to try and remove it.
the reproductive process is another area which I feel a Body Button could improve. I think the belly button should be an actual button and you should push it when you want to have a baby and then your body can do all the things it needs to do in preparation for making one. as it is now, there are a lot of resources being wasted in the management of this condition. it is highly inefficient and in addition, not conducive to good moods, good finances or good times.
and that’s all I have to say about buttons.
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